A New Career Direction

In December I will be leaving my position at the law firm at which I've worked for 12 years. I'm thinking that I need a new career, so I'm checking out bumper stickers. My husband says they're not very edgy, in fact, they're not even funny. But I'm going to keep working at it. I just want to keep the offensiveness of my bumper stickers down to a minimum, unlike the one I saw the other day:

Your stupid!

Okay, I just think that's hysterical! But a little mean.

How do you think I'm doing?

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