Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Hillary Does Email
"It's all right, Mom-let me see your screen."
"I clicked 'open' on the letter thingie and...now I just keep clicking and clicking and clicking and..."
"Mom, that's a porn loop!"
"A porn loop? What's that?"
Chelsea held the power button until the screen went dark.
"Mom, you can't just click on stuff-you have to be careful!"
"I WAS careful! Look behind you-see? I closed the curtains so no spy droney thing
could see what I was doing."
"But that was a porn loop, Mother-your computer is probably infected with viruses!"
"It's okay, dear. I have my own server machine installed, so no one will ever know."