Sunday, September 25, 2016
DEBATE RULES! DEBATE RULES! BEETLEJUICE!
the Rules have been leaked:
RULE: Clinton is allowed to sit down during the National Anthem, but MAY NOT raise her fist
RULE: Moderators are allowed to address Clinton as "Madame President" but MAY NOT call
Trump an egg sucking hound. However, they ARE allowed to address Trump as a 'homophobic racist deplorable'.
RULE: While Trump is answering a question, Clinton is allowed to smoke discretely.
RULE: Every time Clinton lies, Trump must take a shot of tequila.
RULE: Every time Trump tells the truth, Clinton is allowed to fume and look angry.
RULE: Moderators MUST update the audience on the Falcons/Saints game at least every ten minutes. Unless it's also a blowout.