Wittier than I

I bow the knee to no man, but I must respectfully bow down again to Mark Steyn, who has more wit in his little typing finger than I do in my entire existence.
As I call this blog Fine Dry Wit, certain assumptions are made; i.e.-that funny stuff will show up sometimes.
Here you go:

http://www.suntimes.com/output/steyn/cst-edt-steyn07.html