Thursday, September 06, 2012


In an exclusive interview with Piers Morgan on CNN's "Piers Morgan Tonight" the Creator of all existence-this world and the universe in which it sits, God Himself... responded to Morgan's question about the Democratic National Convention culling and then re-instating 'language' into their platform suggesting that He exists:
"Boy, that was a squeaker, Piers. I was on pins and needles, wondering if I would get any mention at all!
Eventually, they got it right; Jerusalem too! Did you see that, Piers? They once again admit publicly that Jerusalem exists! Made My Day!"

1 comment:

Doug said...

For the record, I don't consider this post sacrilegious-I would never dare put words in God's mouth-this is clearly satire, which you will find even in the Bible.
There is no order coming out of the chaos of the Democratic Nat Convention. I read that tonight they are going to have little speeches by three actresses, dazzling the crowd with a little bit of that Hollywood razzle dazzle.
That's it? That is the Dem answer to Clint Eastwood's speaking at the Repub Nat Convention?
Nothing against the actresses-I wish them well-I liked Johansson
in "The Avengers".
But this God/Jerusalem mention/don't mention/okay we'll mention them debacle makes this convention look like a mess. Add to that the moving of the venue from a larger stadium to a much smaller one for "The One's" acceptance speech because
Also, with the move, we get this:
How cold is that? they worked for Obama's re-election, 'won' tickets to the speech...and lost out when the venue changed. Hope they didn't travel too far to get there.
This isn't just opposition sniping, no matter what Lu says-this Convention has been a big mess, and the Dems can't point at anyone else with blame. They can't get a convention right after over 100 years of practice, and they want to run our Healthcare.