Okay, now this global warming thing is getting really serious. When will those who plunder and rape the environment (I'm talking about you, you free enterprise wackos) wise up and pay attention? Just because the truth is inconvenient doesn’t mean we should ignore it. And whatever you do, don’t listen to a bunch of fuddy duddy scientists who clearly want to dispute the facts of global warming for some political gain, or maybe they’re getting a payoff from some big evil oil companies. I mean this is really getting scary. Our obsession with big gas guzzling vehicles is now affecting my favorite planet!
UPDATE: Pluto declared dwarf planet! Is earth also on its way to status change? Pluto, dwarves...is this a plot by Disney?