Part Two Of the Party Of the Second Part

Now we flip the coin. Having asked for positive Christian attributes, it's only fair that I ask:
What is it about Christians in particular that frosts your bacon? How do we tick you off? Let us count the ways.
What bothers you about Christ and the Gospel message as you know it? How could Christians better reach a place of understanding with you?
Go nuts, pagans. And this post can be used as an entry.