Tuesday, December 01, 2015
To My Liberal Scare Monkey Buddies
I wish I were as funny as I think I am. But hey! A million starving comedians and I'm giving it away for free. NO REFUNDS!!!
Global Warming Summit is a bit ironic as, rather than advancing upwards (towards a summit) the polys are determined to devo our industries back to Fred Flintstone levels.
Freddy boy, like Global Warming, is a made up thing. No one really believes in Fred Flintstone, either.
Speaking of funny-people who believe as I do are sneered at by the intelligentsia liberamuses ( I had to resort to Latin so as not to speak the unspeakable and thus get kicked off of Facebook) who themselves may not be convinced that Global Warming exists, but
"IF CONSERVATIVES SAY IT IS FAKE I MUST DECLARE IT TRUE! They're not allowed to be right about anything, or else my whole world caves in!"
So, since Al Gore began Global Warning (see what I did there?), what has changed?
Nothing concerning weather, which moves through seasons approximately four times a year, just as it has since Noah left the Ark. What else? HHhhmmmmm?
Oh yeah. Thanks to his Carbon Credit scheme, Al Gore is a lot wealthier. If he gets any richer, maybe becoming one of the 1%...watch! Just watch! As Gore proceeds to give away 90% of his fortune to the poor.
See? I AM as funny as I think I am!